Cornmium Terms of Service
Effective Date: 28 nov 2024
Welcome to Cornmium! We’re the ultimate web browser for corn enthusiasts. By using Cornmium (“Service”), you agree to abide by these Terms of Service (“Terms”), which ensure everyone enjoys a fun, safe, and corn-filled browsing experience.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing or using Cornmium, you agree to these Terms and our Privacy Policy. If you don’t agree, put down the cob and close the browser.
2. Eligibility
To use Cornmium, you must:
- Be at least 13 years old (or the legal age in your jurisdiction).
- Have a love—or at least tolerance—for corn-related content.
3. User Responsibilities
You agree to:
- Use Cornmium for lawful purposes, preferably with corn appreciation in mind.
- Avoid uploading, sharing, or linking to content that’s off-topic (non-corn) or offensive.
- Respect the integrity of the Service by not attempting to hack, scrape, or kernel-spam it.
4. Prohibited Uses
We take corn seriously. You may not:
- Spread anti-corn propaganda or content disparaging corn.
- Use Cornmium to stalk, harass, or spam other users (corny jokes allowed, but keep it light).
- Exploit any bugs or glitches for malicious purposes.
5. Content Ownership & Licensing
Content you upload remains yours, but by submitting it to Cornmium, you grant us a non-exclusive, worldwide license to display, promote, and celebrate your corn-related creations. We reserve the right to remove any content that doesn’t meet our corn-loving standards.
6. Privacy
Your data is important, and so is your privacy. Please review our Privacy Policy for more information on how we handle your information. Spoiler: we won’t sell your corn browsing history.
7. Termination
We can terminate or suspend your access to Cornmium if you:
- Violate these Terms.
- Show a blatant disregard for corn or the community.
You may also terminate your use by simply uninstalling Cornmium and bidding adieu to all things corn.
8. Disclaimers
Cornmium is provided “as-is.” We make no guarantees about uptime, corn content accuracy, or your level of corn enlightenment. We are not responsible for lost data, misfiled kernels, or lack of popcorn.
9. Limitation of Liability
Cornmium is not liable for:
- Crashes caused by excessive corn enthusiasm.
- Popcorn-related keyboard malfunctions.
- Any damages resulting from your use of the browser, even if those damages result in kernel loss.
10. Changes to Terms
We may update these Terms from time to time. When we do, we’ll notify you by posting the updated Terms with a fresh kernel of wisdom.
11. Contact Us
Got questions or corny jokes? Reach out at:
Email: support@cornmium.com
Thank you for joining the Cornmium community, where every search leads to something corny and wonderful. 🌽